Edith Says...: Will's and Kate

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Will's and Kate

I have some of the absolute weirrrrdest dreams. I have this reoccurring dream of falling from my ceiling, other times I'm marrying a movie star. Okay, I usually am at the altar with the post man but they're pretty much the same. Last night I dreamt that Kate Middleton and I, Edith Channing Barker, were BFF's. As in, she asked me to be her bridesmaid. I was wearing white; which I know sounds weird seeing as how she was the bride and all. But! In my defense there were a ton of other bridesmaids...BUT in my dream, I felt as though she was the closest to meeee. Like Pippa wasn't even in this dream. Ya, I won the MOH battle. Austin, my bfffff from high school, junior prom date and homecoming court escort, was also one Will's groomsmen. And we were running to the chapel. Which also seems odd seeing as how you know the royal wedding was on a serious schedule. I bet Kate knew I was usually late and told me an earlier time than usual just so I would be super early. I LOVE LOVE LOVEDDDD the royal wedding. I was on a round of IV steroids so this was a super great time for Will and Kate to get hitched seeing as how I had a port tied to my wrist. Tied isn't the right word...more like placed into my vein....okay I'm getting off track. Here are some pictures of pictures of the royal wedding on E! the morning of the big day!

I learned how to give myself the roids! Thanks, MS.
But mostly, thanks Wills and Kate for getting married in perfect tune with my disease.
I'm serious. But slightly sarcastic.

Look at all these colors and buttons I got, yo!
It's like I'm a king.
Wait....

Kate's Mum and bro. Whatever happened to him? He was a good lookin' Middleton. As if there is bad looking Middleton? Seriously- this family must only breed beautiful people.